Great America

President Trump wants to make America great again. He wants to annex Canada and Greenland. He wants to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. 

Here's an idea. Change the name of the United States of America to Great America. 

The name change may make it more appealing to Canada and Greenland and Ukraine to join Great America.

It's not a novel idea. Great Britain beat us to the punch.

Nonetheless, Great America does have a nice ring to it.