Thursday, October 26, 2017

LONG lines at lawyers' offices


get ready! there are going to be LONG lines at lawyers' offices. 

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/10/26/560148936/george-h-w-bush-acknowledges-groping-multiple-women 

"Sexual assault is any type of sexual contact or behavior that occurs without the explicit consent of the recipient. Falling under the definition of sexual assault are sexual activities
(such) as forced sexual intercourse, forcible sodomy, child molestation, incest, fondling, and attempted rape."


I can see it now... A man and his wife (or girlfriend if he's not married) argue. He thinks about it and decides that he's at fault. He approaches his wife (or girlfriend if he's not married) and gives her a little squeeze on her derriere. She accuses him of sexual assault ("... any type of sexual contact or behavior that occurs without the explicit * consent of the recipient..."). 

* you'd better get it in writing, fellas--witnessed and notarized!

it's a GOOD time to be a lawyer!




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