Methuselah for president in 2028

 NEWS FLASH!!! 

Both the Democratic and Republican parties confirmed today that they are courting Methuselah to be their candidate for president in 2028. Through the wonders of modern science, Methuselah, who was Noah's grandfather, and who died at the age of 969, has been brought back to life. Methuselah could not be reached for comment. 

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